You disrespect yourself when you beg someone for the bare minimum, never do that.

ugh I ran out of cadbury eggs

i read all the comments 🫶

I have a million photos and whenever I try to delete the nonsense from my camera roll I get so distracted sending old stuff to my friends I make 0 progress :-)

😭😭😂😂😂

how stoners look at each other when they are ready to smoke at the function

I really really miss having a dog!! I was so lucky to have the best pups for 15 years I can’t even think of “replacing” their personalities 😭 how do people do this

being a mean girl in your lates twenties is so lame like it’s time to retire girlie

I know that the answer to all my problems is aquafor.

😭😭😭 this is crazy lmao

No sorry I can’t come into work today my mind is absolutely consumed by the missing submarine that went to look at the titanic

im literally employee of the month at delululemon

hearing “don’t start” gives me a thrill. Makes me wanna start LMFAOO

i am not the crazy ex… you will not hear from me again

😂😂😂😂

only red flag about me is that i’m too good to be true

“You wanna come with me?” Is my love language cause yes tf i do 😭