Having a gay roommate is really great bc I never have to worry if I look bad before leaving the house bc he’ll tell me without me even having to ask❤️

When the straight girl at the thrift who knows nothing about masc lesbian fashion is the one who gets to decide if they wanna take my clothes or not

Yes I’m working… I’m currently in the middle of negotiating a very important deal…

Just had 3 crumbl cookies not realizing how many cals are in one

Only ate vegetables and chickpeas today

This is literally how it felt at the function last night

I’ve had a splitting headache for 3 days straight.. finally drank a Diet Coke and it immediately went away.. yall im in active addiction

Good afternoon

Crying on the bus thinking of a made up scenario that never happened

Walked passed an apartment that looked really amazingly decorated for Halloween and then I realized it’s just an apartment that’s about to be condemned and the caution tape was real

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

Patti LuPone sums up this election perfectly

Me and the girl next to me on the subway crying at the same time

Coworker bought me a case of beer for Christmas because “you look like you like the taste of beer” ok…………… valid

Gloomy rainy day…. feeling…. Depressed

Being the office butch is insane because what do you mean you need me to climb up a 10 ft ladder so I can clean the air vent and change the filter

Not one person at work has commented on my haircut and it’s been 4 hours