my old neighbors are getting married at a fabulous castle in portugal next summer and im allowed to bring a plus one so i have exactly one year to meet a man i dont hate to have a romcom euro summer with. the clock starts now

just googled myself and this used to say photographer and now it says internet celebrity… im gonna kms

people come and go, aries.

reminder that ur friend who is “always busy” still appreciates being included and invited to things & the friend who looks super happy and successful online would probably appreciate people checking in on them

someone just posted a story of someone i don’t fw and i almost responded “ew” the worms in my brain are taking over

getting my masters degree in yearnalism

there’s nothing that turns me off more than a man putting in zero effort im not interested in dating a pet rock

a british man just said oregano to me in conversation and i’m rethinking everything i know now

doing nothing is so healing

just removed the dumbass man who doesnt care if i live or die from being able to view my story

29 🎈

everybodys talking about 🙂‍↔️ but not enough ppl are talking about 🐦‍🔥

my pre birthday full spiral mental breakdown is here! and there are so many new fun updates since last year’s version

i dont forgive or forget i hate and remember

bro idk how many more times i can open tiktok to a girl w a deck of cards telling me that he’s not texting me back because he’s so madly in love with me that it scares him

“u look tired” I’m literally going insane.

birthday in 7 days you have to be nice to me or go to prison

kj by me 🩵