If you quarantine Greece we riot Boris Johnson

People who don’t take their shoes off when they walk in your home or atleast offer to are my least favourite kind of ppl

Perfect time to start inviting people over dinner, knowing that they're not allowed to say yes.

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2 run ins in the space of 5mins with 2 BMW’s driven by males.. coincidence, I think not!! British Male Wankers 🤬

Impressing Emmy tonight by reciting all the Blazin squad classics word for word #gloryyears

Some personal news: My own hugging ban will continue indefinitely past May 17.

UK Government keeping out covid variants:

Rightmove is my Tinder.

June really has been an expensive month

Every day for the past 5/6 weeks we would play ‘It’s coming home’ and have a sing song on the way to nursery. The past couple of days Louie keeps asking me to play it and I can’t bring myself to listen to it 😭 Next year little man 🤞

Samuel The romantic Actually Got Down On One knee Now read the first letter of each line 🍻 😎 🇬🇷

Eeeeeeeeeeek 💍👰🏽‍♀️🤍

⁦Matthew Maxwell Scott⁩ don’t post your shit through my door again