No one is allowed to claim being a Lorde stan if they weren’t in the trenches defending Solar Power in 2021. We will be checking at the door

evangelicals: "you should come to my church, we have cool music and a really positive and uplifting message" catholics:

hey guys anyone still playing 2048

my toxic trait is no uber is too expensive to make me nooooot call them

a reason to live

EVERY OLYMPIAN IN SHOT PUT I NEED YOU TO CALL ME IMMEDIATELY

what happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again

hard to go back to regular tv after two weeks of the olympics. "ooo look at me i'm a prestige hbo show" you don't even demonstrate one single feat of strength and agility for your country

almost there you gotta go where the firefighters go

On this day ten years ago, Twitter user LuckyLuciano17k posted the photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em"

is it okay to end things with a guy because he got horrible arm sleeve that you hate

taylor swift heard people were eating cats & she stood tf up

you know what y'all are giving golden retriever energy in the way you don’t have jobs and someone else has to take care of your basic needs to keep you alive

You are not qualified to homeschool your kids.

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she got tickets to "oh, mary!"