@ihaverhisen
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calendar_today25-09-2023 06:53:14
500 Tweets
801 Followers
223 Following
2 weeks ago
im somewhat excited to take a shower tonight
ive been doing nothing for several hours. how can I do something instead?
are you guys ready for when my life gets better
the universe will take care of me as long as i show mercy and patience with all living things *loud Incorrect buzzer sound*
im kind of like if jane birkin were uglier and talentless and still alive
It’s so intense being me
people are trying to find me but im literally right here
It’s been 2 years and I still think about this tweet every time I eat a pear
ive been eating a lot of pears recently and i think its going well
my professor always cold calls me or says 'it looks like you have something you want to say' but I usually don't have anything to say. and he hasn't learned his lesson yet
ive seen at least twenty beautiful women today
yesterday the wind was so strong that it blew some shingles off the roof and they fell on me while I was walking and now I have scratches on my body
3 weeks ago
im one of the only people on twitter who deserves to be treated gently
I can't wait to walk home after work
I’m like if a timid person was uncharacteristically bold
rest in peace Nico. we love you. will dearly miss seeing this man’s face on here. a legend has passed
last night I used a credit card to shim a lock open and ive never felt more powerful
if I were barry lyndon I wouldn't cheat on my beautiful wife
right now im obsessed with forming #healthyhabits
Guys I'm sorry that I keep deactivating my twitter account but I needed to just focus on haircare for a while.