I love hurting children!!

Love a good p&bj.

Thank you! And I love your Brazilian!

Thanks for all the birthday wishes! Each one has made me cry. In fact i have cried so much i am now dangerously dehydrated. Love you guys!

Hey dad, happy fathers' day. Wanted to say I love u & I'm glad you had unprotected sex with mom all those years ago.

When I told my 4-year-old u get a wish blowing on a dandelion, she said, "I wish for this!" & blew. Today, I doodled on the dry-erase board.

Jason Cecchini & I are keeping the 1930's safe on Ep. 15 of #NetflixSaveTimeless. (I'm Eliot Ness.)Thanks for inviting me, Eric Kripke! #Timeless

I worried the cast of #NetflixSaveTimeless might treat me as an Untouchable,but they gave me a warm reception.Thanks, guys. #Timeless @therealkripke

YES MY SON x.com/mishacollins/s…

We might not send you back x.com/mishacollins/s…

I tried to keep it cool in my mustard-yellow sweater vest but yeah... it was a dope day. x.com/mishacollins/s…

Piers Morgan, i'm not sure a march will cure this. I would talk to a doctor if you're having trouble in that department. Hope this helps!

Nobody has killed me as often as you have, Eric Kripke— and I've loved it every time. #RenewTimeless NBC Entertainment #Timeless x.com/therealKripke/…

Thanks to everyone for your support making the first building of the Free High School a reality. Great work, guys. Random Acts x.com/RandomActsOrg/…

.Samantha Smith u keep saying, "everything is going to be fine." Ur as bad at predicting the future as American pollsters. #Supernatural

.Donald J. Trump, u & Putin clearly have a confusing relationship. Maybe a #SpecialProsecutor could help sort it?

The closest anyone ever got to calling me "genius" was when my teacher said I was "conniving." But that a robot drew this is pretty awesome. x.com/natgeochannel/…

I would love to give everyone's privates personal attention, but that would be both exhausting and unsanitary.

Instead of focusing on money, maybe focus on how WE are going to help Puerto Rico, @realdonaldtrump. What are YOU doing? #RandomActivate x.com/realDonaldTrum…