Surely red?

Just the Editor of The Spectator being body slammed by a cat… Will miss this place when it’s gone

My flabber is gasted, by gob is smacked, I am agog. David Cameron confirmed as foreign secretary

Every. Word. Of. This. 👏 George Monbiot Never heard an applause like this on #bbcqt either.

A) Is this the real life? B) Is this just fantasy? They’ll be caught in a landslide, no escape from reality…

Everyone re-living the disbelief in Tony Wilson's report of Shankly's resignation? youtube.com/watch?v=3TJGe-…

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

A sad loss, Thinking fast and slow is revelatory

There is only one good reason for Rishi Sunak to call a general election on July 4: on inflation, interest rates, Rwanda, party unity, the polls, everything, he’s been told now is as good as it ever gets for the Tories. That’s some stark realisation #GE2024

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Gullis eating soup with a fork. I watched Braverman try to deport a sofa. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.”

It’s the end of the Tories as we know it (and I feel fine) - R.E.M. ft swedemason

"Hi Rishi, it's Michelle from Mone Military Uniforms."

‘Mumpsimus’, 16th century: one who insists that they are right (or wronged) when all evidence points to the contrary.

This is basically a contest between being prepared to say anything and trying to avoid saying anything.

TAA at right-back. Bellingham No 8. Foden 10. Gordon on the left. Watkins in for Kane. Actually give them some instructions on pressing. Bosh.

Wonderful

Never even liked tennis anyway.

The way this is going there will be people who have been in a queue for Oasis tickets for longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister...