This could literally save a life. Save a family. My god

Word of the day is 'exsibilate' (17th century): to hiss a poor performer off the stage.

I think Senator Ted Cruz is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

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𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒.

This is the first flower ever grown entirely in space

“I’m not gonna get the vaccine”

Are you a safe person?

WE DID IT WE DID IT WE RAISED $1,000,000 FOR DISABLED GAMERS THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

Found the onions! Around The NFL Dan Hanzus Gregg Rosenthal Marc Sessler lockitup

良い初夢期待

The NRA has a total gun ban at their convention this weekend because they know gun bans work.

Who's ready for night 4!? #phish