get one job n yo parents start actin like u make 6 figures.

I am beyond glad I wasn’t 21 when the cast of jersey shore was because I know damn well I would be at karma every night looking for Vinny and if they called me a grenade on national television I don’t think I’d ever be able to recover

I do NOT know how to act when this song comes on. x.com/erniegnc/statu…

this skinny white boy who looked like he hadn't slept in 40 weeks days and a bad haircut was staring at me for like 10 minutes across the train platform

Okay miss halsey 🌸!! This is a look! The blonde hair, the tan, the cheetah print. I love it

Is it just me or when you see a car that looked like your exes you automatically hate it

no, it’s a goddam arms race x.com/paintingfleurs…

Speak THESE TRUTHS DAUGHTER x.com/lilheartnose/s…

My Uber just asked if it was okay for him to vape, I said yes then bro just pulled out a crack pipe

it's true drinkin will kill ya, but if you're drunk you don't care

Do I have time to stop for a coffee before work? No. Am I stopping for a coffee before work? Yes.

The fact that I have my own home finally at 21 puts me at peace. This may not have been my timeline but I’m thankful for the way life is going