each day worse than it’s predecessor

can you people stop talking about cottage cheese ice cream im going to barf

Don’t talk to me until I’ve overanalyzed everything to the point of psychosis

what is joe bidens plan to make the clothes on the urban outfitters website look the way they do in real life

they took you from me

u know u hate urself when u go for a walk and feel like ur doing it wrong

megan thee stallion has done more for me than any psychiatrist could

real

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Me: I killed myself

i been saying this

Why can’t their be a kindness and friendship outbreak

idc how bad life gets i’m not eating a fucking baked egg

I appreciate the advice but I think I will be going with my schizophrenic delusions on this one

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

yea i got a tip for my instacart shopper, shop the cold items last