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All views presented here are my own, however ill-informed or poorly-written. By the way, I plan to live forever … so far, so good.

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calendar_today31-12-2008 14:22:06

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Who trains the people at Sainsbury's who select customers’ online delivery choices? Eight pains au chocolat is not an adequate substitute for sixteen croissants. It’s not the similarity of product that is required, it’s the quantity. Sixteen bananas would've been better.

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If a bank such as Barclays Bank advised me to “reach out” to them, even if I had no complaints about the service I’d received from them in the past, I would close my account immediately.

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Double sausage and egg muffin meal = £5.29 on 7/10/23. Double sausage and egg muffin meal = £5.39 on 8/10/23. Why the price difference, McDonald's UK ?

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Substituting Sainsbury's White Soft Cheese 300g with Stamford Street Co. Soft Cheese 200g is not acceptable. Nothing wrong with the change of brand but if a recipe calls for 300g then 200g is useless. Please retrain your pickers, Sainsbury's

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Every page on your site displays for a couple of seconds and then shows this message. What's going on? How can I complete my delivery order? Sainsbury's

Every page on your site displays for a couple of seconds and then shows this message. What's going on? How can I complete my delivery order? <a href="/sainsburys/">Sainsbury's</a>
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How many times did Luke Pollard MP mispronounce the word "nuclear" on BBC Question Time last night? It's not "nucular". Thank goodness he didn't have to talk about sections of the Armed Forces being reduced to a "skellington" staff.

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Semi-final ends a session early. I bet John Virgo's warming up already with his impressions of mostly dead snooker players. BBC Sport BBC Snooker #Snooker #snookerworldchampionship John Virgo

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How can the French Open consider itself a Major on the tennis circuit? The French people don't rate it - if they did they would fill the stadium. 🎾 BBC Sport