as a nurse, I can confirm

I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because I’d be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded

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I am 0/3 on stimmys

FINAL | EMU 9, AKR 2 Flipping the Script for the first time in #MACtion! #EMUEagles | #EMUBats

Alternative headline: “vaccine thought to be 98% effective turns out to be 99.993% effective.”

at first i was like “retail therapy” as a joke. but bro, i don’t think it’s a joke anymore.

According to a recent study from Cleveland Clinic, between 1/1 and 4/13 of this year, 99.75% of the people hospitalized there for COVID had not been vaccinated. This is powerful, real-world evidence from the Buckeye State that 𝐯𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬!

Those loans are for students, of which I am no longer

Happy Birthday to Dr. Virginia Apgar, the OB anesthesiologist who developed the first standardized method to evaluate a baby’s health in the first minutes of life. The APGAR score has saved the lives of millions of babies, and is still used worldwide (unmodified) 69 years later!

#FreeBritney

good morning

can't believe they launched the ypsilanti water tower, once ranked the world's most phallic building, into space

I’d snort the vaccine if the CDC told me to

lol lmao

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