I feel like it’s too late to ask but who is Emma Chamberlain

A friend with a printer is worth 8 regular friends

BREAKING: CDC just announced that a massive outbreak of updog has started to spread

um wtf this girl i did SAT prep classes with 9 years ago, then never spoke to again just unfollowed me on instagram..???

Found this cool rock on my walk today so I brought it home

love printers. as all of technology evolves, they take a bold stand and say "no, not only am i not going to improve, i'm not going to even print" and that's the type of product integrity i can get behind

there’s no mental health problem a cold dr pepper couldnt fix

the liberal leaving my body as the paper straw gets mushy

Just graded over 100 6th grader’s short stories. 20 WERE ABOUT KILLER CLOWNS. idk what that means I just need it on the record.

doctor: [handing me my newborn son] me: he’s beautiful baby: *starts crying* me: ok he kind of sucks

A Gingerale will cure ailments of the body and a Dr Pepper, ailments of the mind and spirit.

The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash

A student told me today that I look like an American girl doll. These middle schoolers are destroying me daily.

Honestly I do want to see your Spotify wrapped I think it is fun and interesting

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know 🙏

Outerbanks is just this generation’s National Treasure

Me when i delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal