Always remember to keep your priorities straight

“What is the meaning of life?”

Wow these stickers look so realistic

Little kids are ruthless

“True love doesn’t exi-“

I wish I could hear this picture

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Happy Prime Day!

Sid from Toy Story did nothing wrong. He was just a weird artist. It’s not his fault that the toys refused to tell him that they’re sentient beings.

“Just pack the essentials” Me:

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

Waiter, there’s a reflection of a sad and lonely man in my soup

Just your daily reminder that I am better than you ✨

It’s so sad that kids will never know the simple pleasure of playing Wii Sports tennis on a Saturday afternoon in 2006 while your parents yell about getting a divorce in the other room

Astrology girls when a slight inconvenience happens in their life

Never lose sight of what’s most important

POV: you log onto Facebook

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