🐊👑 "You pesky little apes!" "Let's see if you can keep up with me!" 👑🐊

Temp pinned bc the last one is stinky

They can join her. She has an extra facemask.

“ I can see that clown looking at me!!! Don’t be shy, come over and get beautified. “

Offers them an animal mask and two cucumbers.

Of course! She thinks she has a face mask small enough for this Pokémon somewhere.

“ Ribbon? Oh such a pretty name for such a pretty Sylveon! “

She’s sobbing while watching Lady and the Tramp. How come talking, cartoon dogs get love ?? But she can’t ?? This is utterly cruel!

Don’t mind her, she’s transformed herself into a certain blonde with a poofy pink dress. Mimi drank from her offbrand starbucks cup.

Ew.

Spicy salad?? Salad is suppose to be refreshing! She really doesn’t understand them.

[ She just watched such juicy drama go down! I mean — oh nooo ... what horrible drama. Oh no ... she feels so bad for the brothers. So sad, see? Real tears. ]

.... ANYWAYS. Who wants to watch old romance movies with me? Oooooh — the classics ...

[ She groans ] Ugh!! Geez!! Okay. I’ll just !! Go watch the movies by myself. Who needs friends anyways?

“ .... Tell me you’re joking. “

[ She gasps, fixing herself up. ] Teehehe! Of course you can join!

“ You? Wanna see classical movies ... with me? “

| ☆ " 𝘼nd so I arrive like a sudden wind storm at a kindergarten picnic! | #MARIORP &&. #SPMRP |