from this point onward , mustaches have been declared ** illegal !

performing cartwheels to assert my ah ha ha funny dominance , because only ** i can successfully cartwheel with perfect angles .

consciousness is a social construct and society has declared metaphorical WAR against the land of dreams , but in reality you are currently asleep yourself ! living in a world of falsehood . wake up , buddy ! wake up !

the world around you is made up of mushrooms &&. one successful plumbing business .

there just so happens to be too much green &&. red ! have we considered updating the style to fit more with the times . i suggest a couple black suits , and matching family coffins .

how do you ** know you are awake ? strange looking . . . at this moment i do NOT have something to compare you to !

i think i am going to compare you to a tomato . ♡ now , little tomato , i will ** cease my HILARIOUS mind trickery and confusing consciousness talk ! but i will bring up ONE more time how you COULD be asleep right now . dreaming of ** me .

you know , it is sometimes real hard to tell when you are asleep ** BECAUSE it can feel so real ! the only possible ( trust me ) way we can confirm you are awake is by punching you three times &&. if all three times hurt ! you ARE awake ! friends ? ! what is in it for me ?

to punch you three times . ♡ OR i will accept bi - weekly sleepovers where we ** gossip , giggle till early hours , eat LOADS of junk food &&. sneak out for late - night walks where we reveal deep dark secrets !

a FAN of sleepovers ? WELL my tomato friend , we will simply ** change bi - weekly to weekly . consider it a little gift from your new ** BEST FRIEND , 🌟 dimentio 🌟

right now ? right now ! yes , you are a genius- as genius as a simple one can be ! ♡ it sounds ** wonderful .

my collection of creepy &&. haunted clown dolls say a lot about me !

no one will EVER beat me in a dance battle , because i know ** EVERY move to this is halloween on just dance ( five stars ♡ ) .

cartwheeling demands respect from those who did not take tumble classes . ♡