"taylor swift might play the superbowl" they might play football at the taylor swift concert

No need to rev your engine, I’m not impressed by your car unless it’s a food truck

I was raised by taylor swift so happy mother's day taylor

The shooting in Colorado Springs is the 12th mass shooting this week: Detroit Chicago Phoenix Oakland St. Louis Compton Milwaukee Saginaw, MI Paterson, NJ Gwynn Oak, MD Colorado Springs Citrus Heights, CA It's the 192nd mass shooting of 2021. Today is the 129th day of the year.

i don’t think there’s anything worse than someone not speaking with their inside voice at a mf coffee shop

gotta respect the longevity of microsoft word. nothing about it works and it's still the standard. want to move an image? go to hell. edit a pdf? edit your expectations. ignore a spelling mistake? how about suck my dick. that'll be 150$

Health insurance is cool cuz you get to pay a bunch of money each month for nothing & then if something happens to you, you pay a bunch more

A horror movie but the killer wears flip flops so there’s an ominous “thwip thwip” sound as he hunts you down.

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

Ahh the day student athletes carry the weight of our identity

MY DOORDASHER UPLOADED THIS PICTURE AS PROOF OF DELIVERY

Getting older is understanding that The Grinch was really the victim 😂

not feeling very party in the USA right now

I hate PENDING payments.. Just take that shit & go😭

“If it breaks your heart but opens your eyes, take that as a win”

Y’all remember we use to jump out of swings mid air??? High af??? Wtf was we thinking 🤣😭

Extremely devastated and disappointed with americanair for not only causing my best friend a long night of cancelled flights, but not even accommodating enough to give flight credit to come see me another time. She’s now exhausted and missing a very important weekend to me. Thx