people who FaceTime on public transport without headphones in are wild

is this real??

Seriously jealous of Prince Andrew right now and his inability to sweat

If you don't believe in the severity of climate change I hope your fan breaks today

did anyone else sob so hard in the stranger things last ep or just me??

Twitter is so good for nosey people aka me

Heard a helicopter for like 15 mins hovering, search on twitter and know exactly what's happened x I can sleep satisfied

Would be an incredible achievement to be elected leader of your party, become Prime Minister, kill the queen, tank the pound and get fired all within one menstrual cycle. Unreal girlbossing.

the watcher on netflix was so good lmaooo them folks spent $7,000 on cameras & ain’t put not one on the mailbox

Today I learnt Apple has a problem with Elon Musk but absolutely zero problem with child abuse… Balenciaga’s app is still on the App Store.

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

As the NHS is given an extra £250m to buy beds, bookies begin taking bets on which minister’s mate owns a mattress company.

me coughing every 2 mins atm

loyle carner tonight, submitting for the best Monday everrrrr

Toilet flushes should be pedals rather than handles.

cats are absolutely mental

Shell's obscene £32,200,000,000 profits reminds us it's not a cost-of-living crisis because there's not enough wealth. It's a cost-of-living crisis because the super-rich have hoarded all the wealth.