A lot of folks acting as if 2020 has just been a string of bewildering bad luck, rather than what it truly is: a concentration of widely and reliably predicted and interconnected disasters that advanced nations of the world could have mitigated or prevented but chose not to.

”We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here… isn’t that refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama?” — Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

Historic.

[Random loose mRNA lying around in a deltoid] Nobody: Ribosome: let me go ahead and transcribe this Macrophage: Yo, check out this cool spike I found T-cell: wtf is that? Get rid of it. Where’s Bob? B-cell: yes? T-cell: If it ever shows up here again... B-cell: yes mam

A Christmas classic - #DrJohn Band, Huey "Piano" Smith And The Clowns “twas The Night Before Christmas” Ace Records, 1962

There is something achingly on-point about Trump supporters physically, but ineffectually, taking over the Capitol just as Jon Ossoff is declared the winner in Georgia and Republicans officially lose control of both chambers.

While today’s terrible display of terror and meanness shakes us, let’s remember: Jon Ossoff, Jewish son of an immigrant & Reverend Raphael Warnock, first Black Senator from Georgia, will join a Catholic POTUS & the first woman, Black + Indian VP in our nation’s capital. God bless America.

When George Floyd was murdered by police, the media highlighted his criminal record When Ashli Babbitt was murdered by the police, the media highlighted her status as a Air Force veteran ... & largely ignored her property destruction charges & 3 restraining orders

YOU CAN’T EAT A WHOLE CAPYBARA x.com/Ad_Inifinitum/…

Cal-A oh no. you got any good burritos left up in the bay after tech bought all the real estate? maybe they’ll make a startup and reinvent it? call it burritly?

Weapon Of Mass Destruction Found Dead At 88 bit.ly/3hd14zD

A new law in Maine aims to take the cost burden of recycling away from taxpayers to manufacturers. One environmental advocate said the change could be “transformative.” Many nations with similar laws have seen their recycling rates soar.

We are devastated to announce that, due to a water main rupture, the Grove is closed until further notice and our fundraiser/final concert on Sun with Tower of Power & Too $hort is canceled. The damage is catastrophic & we need your help to rebuild! Text "sterngrove" to 56512.

‘You’re Deleting Your Account? We’ll Be Sad To See You Go,’ Says Facebook Prompt Showing User Photo Of Own Dead Body bit.ly/3FjmZ23

Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant