If I was to say ‘he’s just a fucking idiot’ who would you think I was talking about?

Seeking asylum and asking for handouts You CANNOT make this shit up 😂😂😂

Inspiring the next generation of footballers.

Er, pot-holes. AutoPap BBC News (UK)

More aerodynamic if you go down it backwards.

she actually ate him up so bad i'm in tears😭

Define ‘imminent’. 47 years. Ok.

That’s ok, I won’t be travelling to the USA either. The difference is I at least know where the USA is and I have a passport.

Rapture booked in for next week Does Monday 10:30am suit everyone?

Works for me. Anything to get away from this shite.

first the toilet breaks and now their email isnt opening. going to the moon is a functionally identical experience to working from home

Sophie Corcoran You’re outraged that people on benefits got a £6,000 bonus. They didn’t. You made it up. The actual increase is £24 a month. You’re a woman shilling for a party funded by billionaire crypto investors, hedge fund managers and property developers, while fabricating lies about the

Telling everyone how impressive my first gay bareback orgy was

Silent farts. No one has ever heard one.

Just saying

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The question is, did he set the union jack on fire with a flame from his pants, or was Lucy Connolly at another Reform event with her matches?

I’d say Shipman but you do you