John McEnroe still a colossal douche

If I somehow ever luck into courtside seats it’s an inevitably that I will delay the game by spilling my drink everywhere

me at the top of the 18th inning of the 2022 ALDS

'13 innings without a hit???'

He’s right

Biden team pulling the emergency lever

my 4 leg parlay is looking a little ruff

A friend of mine took her dog to the Mariners Bark in the Park thing and inadvertently made a great meme for Seattle baseball fans

Here’s my takeaway from this: Dwayne Johnson being late supports union workers

This image has been bugging me due to the fact that its a photo realistic lion and I can’t tell if he’s jumping happily or falling to his death

weeping uncontrollably at skee ball because my nephew whiffed a five leg parlay and now I can't afford dental

BREAKING: Students taking over Hamilton Hall at Columbia University rename it into Hind’s Hall.

The building was renamed after Hind Rajab, a 6-year-old girl murdered by Israeli tanks over two months ago in Gaza.

Thankfully it’s pretty easy to square away that Jerry Seinfeld sucks but Seinfeld the show is great because like 98% of what was funny about it was thanks to someone else entirely

Sexism at work

excuse me

(Some enormous loser everyone hates sitting by himself on a bench) everyone’s afraid of me 😎

I love how Shaq signs on to sell literally any product. He’s like Krusty the Clown

One of my favorite jokes, too!

Though it's really just a funny list and funny in the realization there's so many 1 syllable detergent names. It's a rhythm joke (and a comment on his life and place in the universe, of course)

I ❤️ it so much it's been my twitter banner for years

(Seeing lots of people wearing Vans sneakers) Iran is behind this