So long and thanks for the theme tune.

This is a good question. It's like the Italian National Korg M1 broke in 1992 and no one could agree who was going to get it fixed.

Scientists might claim the hottest place in existence is the centre of the sun or the middle of a nuclear reactor but they’re wrong. It’s actually the waiting room on platform 2 at Bath Spa station. Just had to step over a melted old man.

If you've heard today's new Smith and Sniff podcast you'll know that Greg James and I challenged Jonny Smith to prove his claimed press-up skills during the recording. Here's the video evidence.

Generally Jonny Smith and I don't have guests on Smith and Sniff but last night Greg James followed us back to our Goodwood hotel so we let him join us for talking some wine-sodden drivel. Hear the full podcast tomorrow (or this evening if you're a Patron).

Early start. But one of those nice early starts.

Not content with making stupid music for the end of Smith and Sniff, I've contributed an idiotic track to the new episode of my old stamping ground, Gareth Jones on Speed. Listen below.

There are many excellent car podcasts out there (and some rubbish ones too). But only Smith and Sniff casually invents a new genre of music on a Monday morning. Listen to Jonny Smith and me going on about stuff here… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/smi…

Pet Shop Boys' new single sounds like Neil & Chris do late '80s Madonna. And that's not a criticism. youtu.be/SNNvblOvu1g?si…

Also works on Tuesdays.

30 minutes to steal my Range Rover… collectingcars.com/for-sale/2010-…

Jesus had a Honda, whereas in just three hours’ time you could own a supercharged Range Rover. collectingcars.com/for-sale/2010-…

Chocolate eggs and mechanical forced induction.

Wishing a happy remembrance of how to adjust the oven clock to all those who observe.

This Easter why not treat yourself to a supercharged Range Rover? collectingcars.com/for-sale/2010-…