I am not being facetious, but how can he write a book with a keyboard? Excuse my ignorance, genuine question. #thismorning

I backed Tarriance. The win even more sweeter that cunt face Oisín Murphy got beat on the line! #itvracing ITV Racing

Another person who can't stand Tin-Tin and tries unsuccessfully to get away from being interveiwed! #ITVRacing

Arrogant cunt wins again. His passenger was never so brave getting in a car with him, but he does'nt give a toss about her. Oisín Murphy #ITVRacing

That went well Oli Bell #ITVRacing

Why do the RMT always strike on a bank holiday? Fucking lazy leftie wankers! ITV News #itvnews

Who thinks Bluebell should start a go fund me page? I can give a fiver. Not much but a start!

PMSL Bruno Fernandes got the hump because the ref brushed past him. MISSED the pen. W@nker!!! Come on Fulham Football Club #FULMUN #Fulham #FulhamFC Manchester United

Stabbings, theft, drugs, etc etc etc Always full of shit Sadiq Khan Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan

Have they run out of money? And how can you go on holiday "off grid" with cameras following you? Dozy mares! #thismorning

The early '90s were the best. Fifth Avenue in Ilford, Charlie Chans, E17, Hippodrome, a cheeky visit to Stringfellows. Those were the days. #thismorning

No, Rylan, we all don't love Jo. She is fvcking annoying! #thismorning

Brian Garrigan

Islam is full of peado rapists, murders, and cunts. Come arrest me The Labour Party Keir Starmer UK Prime Minister Angela Rayner Metropolitan Police I don't give a shit anymore. Our country is such a fucking joke I am embarrassed to be English. HJB News

I would have told Stephen to shut the fvck up! #thismorning

Knight Rider Bhangra remix on youtube is wicked! #thismorning

In fairness, Sam looks great, but his fingertips are orange! #thismorning

I haven't watched #loosewomen for a while, but unfortunately Dinner Date isn't on. It hasn't changed; a good-looking actor is coming on at 115 and the audience whoop whoop! Nadia is still a cvnt, Gloria is still boring, Frankie is still fit, sorry, thick!

Your stories are dodgy, Nadia! #loosewomen Cough, cough!