
Martin Pilgrim
@martinpilgrim1
Joke writer/joke of a writer
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18-03-2013 10:42:17
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Stefano
@stefanoscalia
Desperate for culture // Head of growth @pliability_, principal @apexgroupe // Opinions are bad (but sometimes great!) Prev: @implusllc @rocktape @surveymonkey
A Dad Influence
@gbergan
What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? Posts in the link below ⬇️
Jason Diamond
@jasondiamond
thediamondbros.com / orbiter.io / zerospace.co
Lord—of—Overstock
@lordofoverstock
Braindead and musically illiterate. Same username on bluesky
Texas Radio Dude 🎤
@desertdawg
Texas Rangers Fan since '72. Dallas Cowboys (Jones Family) Doubter. Checked Out On Mavs. Go Stars!
Marcus USA: Silence = Consent. 🍻 ⚒️⚡️ 💙🇺🇦😷
@marcuspun
Editor 45 yrs./FilmFest Editor, Geek. Love film/TV in all glory/shame. Amateur scientist (B.S.,Cal) Love Earth. #Freelancer O+ donor #NoAB5 I bring the receipts
Obi The Incredible
@obiwonder
I'm do #Tech & #Audio. Living in the beautiful #SaltLakeCity #Utah 🇬🇹🇲🇽🇺🇸
Craving
@calluptome
wifey @JaymianaJones & I have seen it all- film twitter - where’s my voodoo doll twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Four of Swords
@nikkiaredhead
Suffering Panthers Fan-Wax Melt Addict-Wrestling Fan-I celebrate Bobby Bonilla Day-Autism Acceptance Always
Nọ́lá Thee Journalist
@nolamarianna
US Senior Entertainment Reporter | Professional fangirl living in NYC | My views, always 🇳🇬 🇬🇧 |
josh diamond
@josh_diamond
The Hidden Fortress | Frame.io | Zerospace.co | orbiter.io
Arabella Munro
@arabellamunro
Media consultant/producer/writer. My bad twitter jokes and views are my own but RT/share/like≠E
@damianchristie
@damianchristie
Story-teller, journalist, video-maker. Director of @AotearoaScience. [email protected] Prime Minister's Science Communication Prize winner.📽️🐧
ADHDean
@adhdeanasl
BLACK LIVES MATTER. Husband, dad, friend. Ally. ASL Interpreter. Doofus. Midvale School for the Gifted alum. Mastodon: [email protected]
Mara Webster 🇬🇧🇺🇸
@mara_webster
Co-Founder, Head of Programming & Host, In Creative Company @theincreativeco Made in England, living inNew York! 🏳️🌈🧀
Jason Not Evil
@jasonnotevil
Screenwriter and fart joke enthusiast Popular tweets: twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Charlotte Wilkins
@cwilkins_8
working in tech and spend the rest of time at women football games and then attempt to play football & netball in my spare time, more active on insta 📸
Can I Kick It? 🖤
@itsyaboikrista
Save your love, and take mine from me. #Antisocialite
Dooner 🇺🇸
@timothydooner
WHAT THE TRUCK?!? producer/host on SiriusXM - FreightWaves - Podcast | @freightwaves | @fwwhatthetruck | @siriusxm | @roaddogtrucking Live 12PM ET M-W-F 5PM SXM
Peter Wannemacher
@p_wannemacher
Email: [email protected] Forrester banking analyst w/ insights on digital & brand strategy (plus takes on TV shows). Follow me if you want to live...
Lucy Burdge
@lucilleburdge
Sports Host | @BetMGM | Formerly @WEEI | I love Eminem and Fenway Park | Rep: @MAXX
Matt Nippert
@mattnippert
Digger for @nzheraldbiz. Activity winding down here, catch me on Blue Sky. Disclaimer: Views my own yadda yadda. Signal 64211931011
Andrew Klavan
@andrewklavan
Author, screenwriter. Nominated for Edgar Award 5 times, won twice. Host of "The Andrew Klavan Show" at the @realDailyWire. thenewjerusalem.substack.com
Matt Milliken | masks on for safety | mostly @HOME
@memomoment
It only hurts when I laugh. (Donald Trump — VERY STABLE GENIUS! — is hilarious.) Also: #GoStanford, #NewYorkFootballGiants, Yankees. Formerly: #DurhamNC.
Pegtasm 👻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@missedthefence
proofreader, librarian, milspouse, mom of three. nap time. she/her MissedtheFence.bsky.social
Jess𓋼𓍊𓋼☮︎♡⃤
@jess_tastic11
Sorry, I only speak wubs🫠| World traveler𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊| Positive vibes☮︎♡⃤| Acts like summer🦋⃤& walks like rain🌈⃤|KCMO𓃦|
Meredith K
@meredithbklyn
South Carolinian turned Brooklynite turned Washingtonian turned North Carolinian. Proud @mrssunion. Views expressed here are my own. Go Gamecocks
Kip Conlon
@kipconlon
Retired barber since "the incident."
faith
@faithspeare
real down to mars girl
Stefan Urquelle
@officeofsteve
you've been smooching with everybody Blocked by twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD twitter.com/search?q=From%…
Matty
@bestestname
Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
Siân
@siandenfreude
Horror fan. Cymraes 🏴🇪🇺 she/her
🌱Jensen in bloom🌻
@magicalspaceboy
he/him | 26 | 💉: 26/11/19 & 🔪 09/11/21 | trans & bi & poly | my loves are @timeywimeyxan 🩷 and @Foster97Rio 💛 90% boy 10% Barden Bella
Mike
@parentpains
Don’t worry, you’d hate me in real life too. My Tweets are in the link👇
jasper oreilly
@14karatgun
👨👩👦💜
tor
@tdubbzholla
outrageous amount of panic! whole lot of disco. 🍒🦅🤠🩺
Tracie Breaux
@traciebreaux
Book writer. Dog petter. Mental Health/Child Abuse Awareness Advocate. twitter.com/search?q=from%…
ceo of our lady of sorrows. ♡
@kidigami
. . . a far-off memory ; a scattered dream ⟢ they / them ⟢ 𝑆𝑂𝑁𝐺𝑆 𝐹𝑂𝑅 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐷𝐸𝐴𝐹. 𝑌𝑂𝑈 𝐶𝐴𝑁'𝑇 𝐸𝑉𝐸𝑁 𝐻𝐸𝐴𝑅 𝐼𝑇. ⟢
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
@sofarrsogud
🖊️ Some of my tweets are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts.
wheelchair barbie (but not that one)
@hot_weelz
she/her | I talk too much about my dogs
Jemila Dunham
@jemiladunham
I have a bass that I like to play, primarily for @BettyWho and @WATERSEED. New Orleanian. She/Her is cool. We are not free until ALL of us are free✊🏾
Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻♀️
@themoviemermaid
Film fanatic🎥@cinefiedcom @CulturessFS @filmobsessive_ @offscrncentral @TheOAFFC • yoga teacher • low-budget Judy Greer • Pedro Pascalogist
Maggie Crane
@margaretkcrane
she/her. 🌹. this is not my medium.
name cannot be blank
@toomanycommas3
just here to migrate old tweets to the good place fuck you if you voted for elon ✌️
Hon. Peeni Henare MP
@peenihenare
Labour List Member of Parliament (Authorised by Rob Salmond 187 Featherston St, Wellington
Felicia
@lostfelicia
LOST on Oceanic flight 815 ♥ @LuvPugFDN ♥ IG: felicia815 New tweets:twitter.com/search?q=from%…
Lädy Ä
@aphotomama
I speak in pictures.🦄🌊. Views expressed are my own #IronBoomerang ♏️ #ResistanceIsMyMiddleName bsky.app/profile/aphoto…
Annie Hatfield
@annehatfieldvo
Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. x.com/search?q=(from…
Kate oh no
@kateness8
I’m doing amazing, sweetie • she/her • as seen on buzzfeed that one time • Reese’s Goblin • wishlist: amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
BringBackBananaSnapple
@captkangol
“Sick Boy’s always been lacking in moral fibre” “he knows a lot about Sean Connery” “ that’s hardly a substitute” she/her cash app $kasieCash82
Daveastated
@daveastated
Now I am become Dave, the destroyer of words. *Inventor of the flinglong* I only sleep to give my phone a break
Pat Ward
@warddpatrick
Senior White House Editorial Producer, Fox News Channel. Former: 2020 Campaign Producer, @FoxNewsSunday, 2016 Embed. Colleague of Tom Brady [email protected]
Ben Thomas
@benthomasnz
PR person and NZ's unrivalled no. 1 craft beer tweeter
Jason, ex inferis
@benedictsred
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
Literally Called Laura
@helenhairnets
Woman. UK. Left. Liberationist. Women's rights are human rights. Genderwoo is regressive shite. Misogyny's misogyny, even if it identifies as progress. 🥂
Josh Baer
@therealjoshbaer
Respected veteran in the war on drugs. Rank, know nothing, anti intellectual
Fomo Simpson
@haliphacks
Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ twitter.com/search?q=from%…
eLeni
@elenizarro
Be funny, be kind, but ffs stop saying literally. 🐎 💜
Thomas Ingram
@ingramethomas
Fishing and gundogs ..I environmentalists , conservationist , champion of social justice , scientist (retired)U.K
Heatherhere 👽
@heatinblack
duck, duck, goose
ScotNatWatch
@scotnatwatch
Scotland has so much potential, yet is held back by petty, divisive nationalism. United we stand, divided we fall - the SNP is not Scotland.
Katie D
@katiedeal99
Bios are hard. On Instagram as katiedeal99 twitter.com/search?l=&q=fr…
Rebecca Winter
@skycatch_her
Strong Lefty from US East coast living on the West. Atheist,honorary Desi. Here for politics, music, tennis. Running on coffee and opinions. 我说中文说得不太好。我叫贝姬。
Trinket Mandrel
@trinketmandrel
haven't touched grass since 2020. social media managers hate me. mental health professionals fear me. if you aren't Patricia & steal my shit, imma block you
Matthew Leffler
@armchairatty
Father. Husband. Professor of Law. The Armchair Attorney®. Legal & supply chain. Tweets & threads are mine alone.
🍥
@xenobaby_

Stoned Gen Xer 🇺🇸❤️🇮🇱
@oceanviewamy771
Songwriter//Dreamer / Generation X 1977 Big mouth/imperfect Christian/John 3:16
orb
@strwbrysuccubus
25. your real-life suicide blonde. minors dni. pay for my psychiatric treatment if i annoy you.
Volt
@volthighered
Reporting, analysis, and insights from and for higher-ed leaders. Home of the Higher Voltage and Trusted Voices podcasts.
Μαρια Κιτρινη
@greek_heanen
Twitter is the revenge of words