The solution is to accept that you are a human being, not a doll

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

the chinese are serious about being a country

This man was scoring goals when I was in school, he was scoring goals when I was in college.. Now I’m working and he’s still scoring goals How do you even explain longevity like this? 🐐

Marcelo; fck it Cristiano Ronaldo is somewhere in the box

This what bank robbers were whipping in the 90s Batman cartoon.

Eu e os rapazes na churrascaria

This is how white people tell history.

TERRIBLE

me and claude 30 mins before hitting the 100% limit

until it happens to you, you will think you are very careful, very responsible, very smart, very religious, very mature, very private, very etc.

me holding my opinion after realizing I cannot fix this person's entire educational history in just one conversation.

me driving home after Captain America used my door as a shield

at war with myself because i understand the potential i have.

big fan of how they described the measurements here