she’s so hot it’s almost worth the concerning and unpleasant things she tweets everyday

a rotisserie chicken is an SSRI

“Let’s gooooooooooooo” is ‘Allāhu ʾakbar’ for white guys

VOLS BY A MILLION

yeah I’m pro LGBT pro Let’s Get Beers Tonight

you’ll have to pry this drunk cig from my cold dead fingers

twitter used to be so live what happened

#allmyhomieshateticketmaster

death and taxes and hoping Ticketmaster burns to the ground

a drunk cig is like a kiss on the forehead

and is his potential in the room with us right now?

“When did I ask” Is never not funny. Unless u do it to me then actually grow up

dudes be asking where the bitches are but never look inward

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

put girls who make joe burrow tik toks on the Cincinnati Bengals o-line

This is my message to anyone who has chosen the path of hate. Please listen.

You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you

oh you love me? name three diseases i think i have