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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk

Our friends don't love us for what we do. Our friends love us for who we are.

When you randomly generate a Sims character

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thinking about this library in the south of france

We have guests, bring out the fine china

“Twitter is a great place for scientists to share ideas and contribute with people all over the world” Science twitter:

WE DID IT!! We capped the out-of-pocket cost of insulin in Texas! Our bill is headed to the Governor’s desk for a signature! #txlege

My patient, a catholic nun, accidentally called me “father” today. We laughed, she apologized, I said no big deal, I blessed her upcoming cataract surgery, and sent her on her way.

interviewer: why do you want this job? me: i'm a job guy. love jobs

You're actually not a mess at all. You're just a feeling person in a messy world. You are exactly right to feel a lot right now. It does not mean you're weak- it means you're strong enough to be paying attention. Be gentle with you, please.

oh wow would you look at that forecast

if you can organize a successful trip with 6+ people just go be a project manager

ADHD is standing in the kitchen, wondering why.

#MyTwitterAnniversary

hi Relient K miss you.