“I’m sure if I thought about it for five more minutes, I would have understood that that was hugely inappropriate,” she said, adding that she has 'posting disease.'' -delia nydailynews.com/2024/04/11/van…

me to everyone I encountered when i was 9:

I saw Jason Kelce having lunch at Honey's and asked him to come say hello to me and my friend on his way out. So he finishes his lunch and comes over and says 'Just wanted to say hello,' and I yelled 'Jesus fucking Christ Jason, I'm trying to eat here.'

Talking to the men who got to watch the eclipse from prison yesterday was a gift—their joy and gratitude was overwhelming. But hearing from those who were stuck inside on lockdown during this wild event that unified so many of us on the outside was heartbreaking.

New York's prisons went on total lockdown for the eclipse, locking people in their cells. Still, they gave them eclipse glasses, even though they couldn't see the sun.

A final installment in Hell Gate *subscribe today!* coverage of one of the most inane policies ever.

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oh my god someone mailed me a watercolor painting of my bodega cat photo 😭😭😭

no but same

they should do the eclipse again

perfect country

Partial eclipse as seen through a cheezit

we sat in central park to watch the eclipse and someone was playing here comes the sun…. literally WRONG song

i love the moon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you're looking for eclipse glasses right now you understand why same day voter registration is important

why is this making me emotional

I hate DoorDash