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roflhoff

@madmunk

Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective

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MAKE callers think you're on the toilet by answering your phone with the greeting "I cant even have a shit in peace!"

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RECREATE the Glastonbury experience by playing the Rolling Stones in your kitchen and listening from a puddle two streets away.

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PRETEND you're a professional tennis player by wiping your face on a towel every 30 seconds then throwing it at a child.