roflhoff
@madmunk
Director at FFP. I swear a lot. Influencer. importer of ballbearings. Proprietor of MEGATHREADS. Sometimes draw shit. Part of the John Cooper Clarke Collective
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Holly Brockwell
@holly
Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice. [email protected]
Holy Crayons
@holycrayons
Fan of Profanity. Mother of Crotch Goblin 1.0™️, Crotch Goblin 2.0™️ and Crotch Goblin 3.0™️. Probably wearing pyjamas. Sponsored by Sertraline.
Sarah
@idlewildgirl
Probably at a gig somewhere…. #MDANT 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🍕🎵 🦍🌸 Same name on the Blue Place. 🦋
John Cresswell-Plant
@puppyjohn1999
Friends of Pelsall Commons; Activist; Organiser; High-Function #AWEtiSOME; Married to/Full-time Carer for @kateonwheels #TeamUnfollowBack 😨 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Maf
@mafer1ck
Married. Mediocre. Man.
Tina Firthlock
@yorkshirepud27
Mum | Couch Potato | Poet | Writer | Creator of humorous charity book - ‘Tales of a Pandemic from a Couch Potato and Friends’ - amzn.eu/d/2jSfdIh
Mappers
@carolmaps
Scottish Ice cream connoisseur. Misanthrope. Fan of cats & kindness. Draws a bit. “Both kind and ludicrous.” “Unconventionally charming.”
Mintyminxy
@mintyminxy
Find me on Bluesky Same name, same me.
Alexis Perrin
@arumblefish
Film Producer - House of Stairs, She Loved Blossoms More, Vesper, Saloum, Blaze, Blood Machines, Cities of Last Things, Revenge and more to come
Gary Baldi
@gazeeebo64
Rose tinted view of the past, contradicted a lot by old TOTP. I have about a dozen pairs of DMs. Enthusiastic attitude to drinking.
Robert Burns
@nugent4nil
Bio in the washing basket 🤷♂️
googlysmoogly
@googlysmoogly76
Love mini eggs, red wine, food, travels and German Shepherds (not necessarily in that order). Hate winter and spiders. #onelove
Doll Face Persian Kittens - PersianKittens.com
@dollfacekittens
Persian & Himalayan Kittens are available in a rainbow of colors, sizes & ages. Find your dream kitten today. We offer 34 years of experience. A+ BBB Member.
Binty
@bintymustard
Lover of vintage & drag 🍒Fan of LOG,IT Crowd,Garth Marenghi, Psychoville,Father Ted,Partridge. Blonde but Not bubbly!💋Creator of #NationalSilverFoxDay 3rdMay
Maxwell Black
@coreandor
Political satire, diverse views, call a spade a spade. RTs not necessarily endorsement. No DMs. Author of The Screen Conspiracy, a political thriller.
Stef1888
@stef18881
A reflection of views, not necessarily an endorsement.
mrsmakeup
@mrsmaquillage
deep thoughts,smutty humour “Lethal but tasty” “Better looking than Razor Ruddick” “Fitter than I look”
Big Paul
@chestykoff
Now on bluesky @chestykoff.bluesky.social
Ms Parsnip
@parsnip45
Mum of 3, all grown up, them, not me. Laughs like Babs Windsor, loves maps, useless facts, history & cake, hates any sort of ‘ism
𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶
@perrigame
Came with a warning label but I ate it 🎀 Whatever you heard, it’s not true. It’s worse.
Troll Football
@trollfootball
🚨 Don't follow us if you can't take a troll on your fav club/player. Contact: [email protected] | @Gamdom |
CJ
@carlyjohnson123
you'll love it here
Sara
@theblackcatsays
Hello 👋 Robin Hood and Little John running through the forest....
Lady Spudgun 'M👀' la Croissant
@hellymoo
Hi, I'm Moo. I love raccoons,puffins,weetabix & gherkins. Other half of @Poetsimon 💖 🦻 SPEAK UP, I'M A BIT DEAF. Not single. Not interested
SemtexSue 🏊♀️🧜♀️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🦈
@semtexsue
Find me in the sea. 53. Perimenopausal and angry. Almost always cold. She /her Rarely on @[email protected]
⛰️🌳🐈⬛ CathArtic 🐈🐓🫖
@mumbrianspinner
Small. Noisy. Loves outdoors and animals. Sexual elf nurse. Reenactor 💥 Heavy metal, D&B 🤘
Jen Furby The X Stitcher Ⓜ️A
@the_x_stitcher
Multi lingual, sweary ceramic-based tycoon ko-fi.com/jenfurby 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇬🇷🇨🇾 all views my own RTs not endorsement
Jennifer Schaffroth
@knotjen1973
Jersey girl transplanted in the Poconos
R to the A to the C to the H to the E to the L
@butterfly40_
Did I mention I love cheese?
Mr. Blobby
@worstblobby
THE MOST FAMOSE CELEBRITY - COLECTOR OF PHYSICAL JUICES — MASSACRE — -- BLOBY/BLOBY/BLOBYS
Dan Delaney
@dannydelaney94
My lovely horse 🐎
@suej1973
“If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne & sausages
Fi 🇪🇺
@rahhead01
Mum to Bethany and wife to Steve 💕 JZ FM games 3pm with @albolt76 @zeddeee @MrFlibble72LFC 🚫MAGA 🚫 REFORM 🚫using the words ‘hurty/cry more’ = insta block
Blondie
@bl0ndie_20
Curvy in all the wrong places. Easily forgotten. I probably won’t text you back.
Lintstein 🎣⚽️🔥🦕🤙🐓🦖🐕🐈
@staffsref
Ground Engineering, referee, AVFC, Rammstein fan, metal, neurofunk, history, dinosaurs, fishing, and husband to a cycling wife... a bit nerdy, a bit not nerdy.
Doris_Malula 🐾🌞🕯🇺🇦
@dorisvulva
I live at seaside with my dog Doris I look after OAPs & smoke the devil's lettuce A drunk man thought I was Myra Hindley I’m definitely woke
Jenerally feckless.
@jenn7_4
Ooh, Twitter, you are awful! But I like you.
Kim
@kimpossibillity
💚all creatures great and small, especially Crows GrumpyGenXer so don't even try it #PsoriaticArthritis #TMJD so I'm even grumpier I Swear. A Lot. 🌿🌿😎🌿🌿
The Musing Muso
@themusingmuso
Karen (@hyperopia) & Rob (@rkphotographic) have a large collection of music. Crossing genres and decades. Tweeting random releases to be heard and discussed.
⛧⃝ Marcus Inky
@psychobillyinkk
silversmith, artist, maker, folklore and Norse history . shotokan karate 1st Dan. #VBCUK, bsky.app/profile/inkyva…
Kellie
@kellie19732
New account 🇵🇸
Swinglow45
@swinglow45
Here to make friends and have fun, salesman, gardener, rugby fan and a petrolhead, DMs always open, drop by anytime #liveeachdaylikeitsyourlast #staysafe
Bee
@innitbrian
being a quiet bee
VESPER
@vespermovie
#VesperMovie, the sci-fi fairytale by Kristina Buozyte & Bruno Samper (#VanishingWaves), starring Raffiella Chapman, Eddie Marsan, Rosy McEwen, Richard Brake.
Hot.Little.Tease
@hotlittletease
Not Zoë
@sickgirl_75
It’s me, you slags - she/her.
TheRealKateOfTarragon
@kateoftarragon2
Twitter are refusing to investigate my hacked @KateOfTarragon account and give it back to me. The ultimate injustice. Got a boyfriend, thanks.
💞Wendy 💞
@footynut2wendy
North Yorkshire lass 😍 just here for shits and giggles 🤭 mum grandma and general fuckwit who sleep walks 🤣🤣
@DorisMalulla
@seecretdoris1
I’m @DorisVulva got locked out for a week now can’t remember me password to get back in what a Fanny I am
The Ghost of D@ve
@flibbertigibb2
So it is.
Blaster
@blaster10244
twitter hates me.🤣
Badzippy
@zippyinjail
Hello boys and girls. I'm Zippy and I'm a maverick. I live with Bungle and George who are a pair of pricks!
Birdy
@satans_fairy__
It’s all lies darling 🖤
Fróði
@vikingartist
Artist, photographer & scale modeller. #RedVikingCrafts #GrimFangMinis #WarhammerCommunity #warhammer #artist #photographer #pagan #viking
Forestredcat
@forestredcat
razorleaf33
@razorleaf33
F 💙 send me a pic if u dm me 📸🎀 no dick pics (unless u show ur full body)💞 i love muscular guys🥴 no pic no chat Just here to Sext, not $ell!!👊❤ nympho
cats that are up to no good
@catsuptonogood
NO LONGER UNDER FEDERAL INVESTIGATION // account by @nekokinou
ˡⁱᵒⁿᵉˡ ⁿᵘᵗᵐᵉᵍ ²
@marrowlord2
Meh, adequate. Knavish Proclivities and Boisterous Intent “I’ve got a reputation of being a man with a gift of words…a romantic poetic type, or so they say”
Jo
@jothegingernut
The alcoholic afternoons when we sat in your room 🥃❤️💐
The artist formerly known as Kell
@kellbound01
Hippo enthusiast. The scourge of public transport. Permanently underwhelmed
George
@georgetwatley
Talkin ‘bout my degeneration
🤍🐮𝑀𝑜𝑜🐮🖤
@bobbidi_moo
𝒮𝓅𝑜𝑜𝓀𝓎, 𝒢𝑒𝑒𝓀𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹!!!! 𝒪𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓁𝒾𝓅 𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝐼’𝓂 𝒸𝓊𝓉𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒶𝒷𝓁𝑒 🥰🐾🩷.
Hainsey
@hainesgrah21841
I'm going to a rave...Yes I am
DW
@theirishego
2020 Shaw Trust #Power100 - #30in30 - 30 maras in 30 days - Pride of Britain & 4x NDA nominations - 4x DSotY awards - Service to Sport award - not a salamander
Charles Simmons
@charles_s64
Nathan Copestake 🔰
@ncopestake01
Arthur
@parker__farquer
Relentlessly polite
diddles
@diddlywiddly
pretending to be a proper adult [email protected]
Sandy Ego
@sandyegomania
Nat (TheSunVanished)
@thesunvanished
A dear friend used this account to make a difference. Now it’s my turn. (written by @didyoueverheal and @DaveyPeppers with support of @555comics)