Trevor’s no finance expert, but the details of Elon Musk’s Twitter buy seem a little weird. #BetweenTheScenes

اگر خاتون کسی سرکاری عہدے پر نہیں تھیں تو اوسطاً بارہ سپاہیوں کا ایک لاکھ روپے ماہانہ فی سپاہی کے حساب سے ماہانہ بارہ لاکھ، تقریباً ڈیڑھ کروڑ سالانہ اور تین سال کا تقریباً ساڑھے چار کروڑ روپے صرف پولیس کا خرچ تھا۔ لیکن وہ آنے والوں کو چائے نہیں پلاتے تھے تاکہ یہ خرچ پورا ہوجائے۔

Senate votes: 78-17 for a $10 billion bailout to Jeff Bezos 90-5 for a $125 billion corporate tax break 87-6 for $53 billion to corporate outsourcers 88-11 for $780 billion to war profiteers 58-42 against a $15 minimum wage Welcome to the United States of Oligarchy.

Indian marriages have a higher budget than the seed capital required by a startup.

Dear Sheikh Rashid Ahmed will you still support IK? Training camp at your Fateh Jang farm for Kashmiris is true. I went and saw it after MI tipped me off cause army n govt scared of hot pursuit and it was shut down.The_Nation dropped my story after you complained to Arif Nizami.

Mir Jafar was the commander-in-chief of Siraj-ud-Daulah, the governor of the Mughals, he joined hands with the British in treason against the Mughal government, says Imran Khan explicitly - ‘commander-in-chief’

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Murtaza Solangi سر ٹائیم لائین چھوڑئیں کانسیپٹ چیک کرئیں😂👍

The staff of The New York Times won the 2022 Pulitzer Prize for National Reporting for revealing the killings of hundreds of unarmed motorists across the U.S. after vehicle stops for nonviolent offenses. nytimes.com/spotlight/2022…

I explained how Edhi sahib graciously agreed to “act” for our play and how his endorsement will be a big plus for the play and the Hospital project. After a brief whispering with his friends, he turned to me and said “although he is a “ghatia” (cheap) man but you can keep the 5

اڄ امرڪوٽ مان گذر ٿيو پر جڏهن کان اسان جي هڪ دوست جي ان ڳاله ته ”امرڪوٽ واري ڪرشن جو حلوو اصل ۾ حلوو گهٽ ۽ ڏندن جي ورزش وڌيڪ آهي“ جي هڪ ڊاڪٽر تائيد ڪئي تڏهن کان اسان جو به ان حلوي تان روح کڄي ويو آهي.

Being a marketing man means using innocent faces of children to sell political products. This baby wouldn’t even know what is PTI but might only be able to say پوٹی آئی

My multiverse of madness

Overseas Pakistanis have every right to vote only dual nationals should not vote

“You have two daughters—do they go to school?” “Of course.” Suhail Shaheen’s (Taliban spokesman) two daughters go to school in Doha, with the oldest even playing football in her schools team. And yet girls are banned from school in Afghanistan.

Clarification: Norwegian Police Intelligence.

“Our proud” 🙄

اوور سیز پاکستانی ہمارا اثاثہ ہیں، یہ ایک فلاحی ریاست بنانے کے لیے خان کا ساتھ دے رہے ہیں۔ ہمیں ان پر فخر ہے۔

وڏي مهرباني سائين، اوهان اسان جي خدمت ڪئي، هاڻي جيڪڏهن ٿڪجي پيا هجو ته ڀلي آرام ڪريو

یہ کیسی پی ایچ ڈی ہے جو 12 سال گزرنے کے بعد بھی مکمل نہیں ہو رہی اور اسکالرشپ دینے والے بھی پریشان ہیں کہ کن کو وظیفہ دے بیٹھے ہیں