I haven't seen my boyfriend in 10 months and my iPhone really decides now is the perfect time to make an automatic compilation video of us titled "Together" really? READ THE ROOM

things i am hanging on by: a thread

how it started how it's going

remember the 2003 flex of having multiple tamagotchis on your lanyard

wish i knew just one person who could relate to what i'm going through

From the guy who brought you “the reason there are so many cases is because we are doing too many tests” comes the new hit single “I’m only losing because they’re counting all the votes against me”

Today is a good day. It’s easier to be a parent this morning. Character MATTERS. Being a good person MATTERS. This is a big deal. It’s easy to do it the cheap way and get away with stuff — but it comes back around. Today is a good day. #PresidentBiden #VotersDecided

not me saying "no worries" 10x a day when in reality I am approximately 98% worries

at what age do people stop saying coworker and start saying colleague??

me watching cocomelon by myself so that the next time my nephew asks me if I'm eating sugar I know how to act

what if all of my systems are nervous

I am very much struggling with the concept that it’s december tomorrow?? apparently time flies when you are having absolutely not fun at all

how boring am I that my comfort food its literally SUBWAY

why does no one talk about the WAP "clean version" ??? I think I would rather my kids listen to the original lmao

I'm sure these new police powers in Ontario will be applied equally for everyone.

I encourage you to examine how many people of colour — many of whom live in or know people who live in Ontario's harder-hit and under-vaccinated neighbourhoods — are reacting to this and the plan to empower police.

I am never staying up to watch UFC with Seyi again, I am quite literally traumatized by what I just saw.

me, age 22 (hopeful): anything can happen! me now (horrified): anything can happen