I hate when someone calls my phone and ask "Who is this?" HOE you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?

As a boyfriend, you shouldn't allow NOBODY to disrespect ya girl. And if you okay with that.. YOU AINT SHIT.

Listen here bitch.. My door was closed when you came in, so I expect it to be that way when you leave..

Do you ever listen to a story and think, lie, lie, lie, lie

#IfYouReallyKnewMe you wouldn't judge me. Don't judge me by my past.

Black Parents: "When we get in this Restaurant you 8, OKAY?" Son: But mama I'm 12 . Mom: *SMACK* "Listen Here, Yo ass is 8 you hear me?!"

i hate when people ask me: what happened to the sweet old you? well, bitches like you killed it

I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" bitch, that nigga don't love you. move on !!!

Bitch so ugly even hello kitty said goodbye

I hate when someone calls my phone and ask "Who is this?" HOE you called me. WHO THE HELL IS YOU?

I don't hate you. I just... It's just that... Okay, never mind... I hate you.

#WeCantDateIf Your not funny.

I hate being around depressing ass people...like yall just wake up sad as sh*t.

#IWantSomebodyThat I can trust.

Bitch I'm not Willy Wonka, I don't sugar coat shit.

Relationships nowdays: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 Ex trying to mess it up & 1 friend secretly hoping it ends.

#NotAllBlackPeople are ratchet or hoes. I know an Asian girl who lost her virginity at 11. Her name is "SUM YUNG HO"

I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.

Wife: Whisper dirty dirty things into my ear. Husband: Bathroom, kitchen, laundry room

Hoes in school be twerkin for extra credit