Everything in moderation, including giving a fuck.

Not everything is meant to be said out loud.

I’m clean… This filter didn’t care about fixing my eye lines 😆

this is where the magic happens

life is too short to give a damn about stupid shit. have fun, regret nothing, and don't let assholes bring you down

I have coffee.. I never drink coffee.. I’ll be cracked out soon 🤣

Built an L shaped desk this am.. complete with drawers and power strip.. only a few extra parts… should be fine 😆

Ok Mother Nature, we get it. You like it hot. My electric bill and boob sweat do not. Please stop.

Normal people NEVER want to hang out with children under any circumstance.

I’ve gotta stop waking up this early.. old ppl behavior

I will not hesitate to actually talk to you and ruin your perception of me.

“I don’t get it” And you never will.

We need a new Storm Area 51… ppl are much crazier now 😆

We’re taking tater tot clothes shopping tomorrow… he’s gonna be done/annoyed after 30 min.. placing bets now

grab my hand, we’re taking the scenic route through life

We took 12 clothes shopping and apparently we paid to ensure he looks homeless on the first day of school

It's amazing how little I have in common with most people

Nah… I’m gonna need you to drop everything and cater to me

This humidity has me sticky… and not the good kind

Im just so fucking tired