i'm actually a lifelong unlearner. every day i get dumber and dumber and dumber like my life depends on it

(sobbing) *finger guns* that’s show biz baby

People used to be able to make idle chitchat at work and share passing thoughts without being posted on the internet as some tale for scolds to hold up as representative of their entire generation. She probably remembers that time.

the new sunny is a sitcom crossover that makes a million 9/11 jokes and has a fall out boy related plot twist. NEVER kill your self.

Genocide is bipartisan.

I didn’t watch 30 Rock in full, but I once saw this line while my wife was rewatching the series and laughed about it after the whole day.

15 year anniversary of me and my friend getting REALLY into this movie and calling each other "White Swan" and "Black Swan" and me still not realizing I wanted to kiss women :)

kills me every time

gonna become a Fandom Menace Guy but about this

ok one more

anytime I see someone ask grok something on here

taking an 11 year old out of school so they can spend a decade professionally linked to a bigoted charlatan with ONE FUCKING IDEA seems a lot more destructive than hormone therapy recommended by their doctor but what do I know?

Colbert firing and NPR PBS budgeting elimination actually kept me up all night. They’re actively neutering widely vocal opponents and it won’t stop at eliminating a decades old franchise. It’s pretty obvious what’s next.

Not a relationship expert but my advice is and has always been: NEVER change yourself to attract a partner! It might help you get their attention but why on earth would you want to be stuck playing a role when the best thing about love is finding someone you can be yourself with?

Riled up enough about AI on this day to have made this. Not only is it constantly inaccurate, it harms journalists that need clicks to stay employed. Your fundamental incuriosity is not just annoying it's BAD.