Knew I’d seen Robert Peston ‘s gloves somewhere before, he’s borrowed them from Feathers McGraw 😂. ITV News #itvnews #robertpeston #wtfarethosegloves

What in the name of Christ is going on with the narration on #DevonandCornwall TV thing? It's like a hybrid of Hot Fuzz and The Archers via a Wurzels tribute band.

When PETA UK hate the phrase 'let the cat out of the bag' and there's cat in a bag on the screen!! Yes Piers Morgan I love my PET! #snowflakesociety #getagrip

That funny moment when your ex texts you instead of his girlfirend! #whatadooshbag

Not sure why I watch xfactor. Good songs RUINED #getoffmytv

Roll on #dreamteam transfer window. Need to swap some of my shit head players from my team asap! #everyoneisinjured

"She's that tough she could use a brick as a tampon!!" Best quote EVER from Bobby Norris 😂😂 #TOWIE

Mulling some wine ready for the train journey tomorrow! I'm going to London to buy a heat magazine and to see my ace brother :) #happydays

£2.10 for some hot water & a tea bag?!! What a joke. @FGW #ripoff

Kim Kardashian needs to get out my face. #borednow #getoverit

Sitting on the train next to a mushroom drinking, leather smelling hippy man who now decides to take his shoes off. #Worstnightmare #vile

Mark from the #hotel actually cracks me up!! Love that man!! 😂😂😂

It takes 2 minutes twice a day to brush your teeth, yet after a day or doing nothing they don't have time for that. Vile. #benefitsbritain

I actually can't believe how much Ian Beale makes me cringe. #thatsmile #EastEnders

When you take your bra off at the end of the day and find 4 M&M's #result #winningatlife #chocolatebra #storage

Great game against Mousehole yesterday. High five to us St Agnes AFC girls for a 2-1 win. #womensfootball #cornwall ⚽️

St Agnes AFC Ladies 2-2 Falmouth Town Ladies.

Super excited for ITV #Bancroft tonight. @DrSarahParish is one dark twisted lady!! #somanyquestions #whatisshegoingtodonext 😳