No Tenure No Peace
@lookatthescore
Writing prof. after career change. Too bad there's not a syllabus for life. Tenured after 10 years of adjunct and VAP. Here to amuse and report the ridiculous.
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Anne Helmond
@silvertje
Associate Professor of Media, Data & Society @UniUtrecht @UU_GDS. Research: Platformization, platform studies, @appstudies, @digitalmethods, web history.
teriatdrake
@teriatdrake
Drake Librarian
marducey
@marducey
Associate journalism professor. Write about journalism ed & gender/media issues. Proud alum of @stbonaventure & @newhouseSU & @CommDepUB . Views are my own.
Jim Shapiro
@jimshapiro
31 years of marriage, coaching football and teaching nonprofits how to raise money. Dad to 3, Grandpa to 3, Foster Dad to 24. WIAA State Coach of the Year.
Emily
@emilyupstairs
staying home. gardening. office work. vanilla. I don't really think this compost tumbler is working.
Lee Kurtz 🧬🧪🧫
@lkurtz_ggc
Professor of Biology, department chair
Pieter Gunnink
@pietergunnink
Post-doc in theoretical physics at Uni-Mainz, Mainz, Germanry. Marie-Curie Fellow from October '24.
Tracy Wiggins
@tracywiggins
Coordinator of Percussion Studies at the University of North Alabama, teacher, husband, father Pronouns: he/him/his
Angry.Sad.Motivated.
@nlmtys
CC English prof, Geek, Generalist Nerd, Writer of things and stuff. All opinions expressed are my own. she/her.
History Prof Brad
@brad_duren
Academic Dean/History Professor with over 35 years of teaching experience, bemused observer, pop culture junkie, and full-time overthinker.
Lawprofblawg
@lawprofblawg
WARNING: May cause cognitive dissonance. If this occurs, unfollow or block me. Don't yell or spin what I said. Bluesky: lawprofblawg.bsky.social
Oh the irony
@ironyphd
Academics, premature curmudgeons. Musings on life, liberty, and people not being so damn stupid.
HigherEd ITGuy
@highered_itguy
Tales from the world of a higher education IT veteran. Sky: highereditguy.bsky.social Spout: HigherEd_ITGuy Mast: HigherEd_ITGuy.mastodon.social
Associate Deans
@ass_deans
Making fun of middle management in colleges and universities. Because you can never have too many associate deans conspiring to be THE dean.
Guerrilla Scholar
@guerrillascholr
Recovering academic, Ph.D. bible scholar, intelligence pro, amateur scientist, university co-founder. Current project: 'The Guerrilla Scholar's Handbook'.
The PhD Story
@thephdstory
Life before & after the PhD through gifs. Popularized the #AcademicTwitter hashtag
Lousy Librarian
@lousylibrarian
Lousiness is in the eye of the beholder, esp. if you're looking in my direction.
Simon Holland
@simoncholland
Olympic Hopeful
Megan Serr
@serrmegan
PhD in Biology from North Carolina State University. Assistant Professor of Biology at Meredith College. North Carolina Herpetological Society member.
Deepak Keshwani
@thedoctordeepak
Academic Inbox
@academicinbox
E-mails academics are collectively ignoring. I work in academia, but certainly not at your school.
Kim Keller
@kimkellerpr
PR and journalism educator. Midwestern with NY and Southern ties. @MaybornUNT. Featured in @FortuneMagazine, @Entrepreneur and @FoxNewsLatino.
Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD
@sarcasmprof
Sure, hon, I'll give you extra credit just for showing up to class.
Burned Out Academic
@academicout
Academic and cynical poet who fantasises daily about a shelf-stacking job before remembering my bills and fleeting positive moments with students and research
Stranded Associate
@strandedassoci1
Too busy to be fired. Not valuable enough to be promoted. Too old to change schools.
Bitter Professor
@bitterassprof
Still bitter, now with less ass. Working in a system that rewards not doing the right thing. Putting all my beans in the wrong buckets for the right reasons.
SaltyProf
@salty_prof
Salty professor trying to understand why students expect grades for not attending class/submitting assignments.
Ass. Dean Junior
@assdeanjunior
Assistant professor earning tenure on service. Your anal archnemesis on faculty. One day I will be your ass. dean and then THE DEAN.
Dr. Unseen Academical
@unseenacademic1
Endlessly bemused by higher education. Feeling the occasional need to vent. Overcommitted and sleep deprived. Just like everyone else on #academictwitter.
Way of the Scholar
@wots_tweet
A fresh and friendly guide to success in scholarship. Created by Dr Zoe Alderton (@DrZoeAlderton) and Dr Christopher Hartney #academictwitter #academicchatter
Live, Laugh, Love
@livinlaughlove
a comedy page dedicated to chronicling daily attempts at living, laughing, and loving for and like Jesus 🙌✝️🥳
Tommy Mac
@tommyma95268002
I try to end the day with the same amount of dignity that I had when I started. It ain't easy.
Associate Prof X
@ass_profx
Associate Professor of Social Science at a public uni in the US
Adequate Teacher
@adequateteacher
You don't pay me to go above and beyond.
Awkward Adjunct
@awkwardadjunct
Subject matter expert turned part-time adjunct. Opinions are my own, and they reflect my existence as an afterthought in higher ed. #adjunct #highered
Matteo Tardelli, PhD 📚Beyond Academia OUT NOW🎓
@salmon_phd
Empowering PhDs to make successful career transitions to industry 🌟🎓 My new book: BEYOND ACADEMIA is OUT NOW 🕮 cutt.ly/beyond-academia
Just An Instructor
@justinstructor
"Just" an instructor wading through university instructing
P is for Phd and Parenting
@pisforphdandpa1
P is for PhD and Parenting is a new network to draw together those who are, those who were or those considering a PhD with parenting responsibilities (she/her)
College Grown Up
@collegegrownup
Enrolled in community college in 2020 at age 38, after 20 years of varied office work. It's been a mix of hilarious, humbling, frustrating, and fabulous.
Sarcastic Academic
@sarcasticacade2
No qualifications, just opinionated about academia, grad school, and education. PhD candidate at some big university somewhere
Don’t Look Up
@rnrwanderer
Are you evolving?
PAProf
@paprof4
Pissed off PASSHE prof tweeting about higher ed, its mismanagement, & exploitation of adjuncts. Views don’t rep my employer. #unionstrong #NewDeal4HigherEd
Comma Splice
@katya8743
If you kept the small rules, you could break the big ones. Orwell 1984
Doc_Snark
@doc_snark
No one exists in the world but you, little rockstar. I'm just a voice in your head. Maybe I'm nice, maybe I'm not. But it's all what you need to hear.
CrankyOldProf
@crankyoldprof
Been in the academic mines for decades. Mostly dark. Lots of gas.
PostPhDRoad
@postphdroad
Super pessimist Assistant Professor Allergic to inspirational quotes @Grammarly Ambassador
Tales of a PhD Student
@phdstudenttales
Here for the PhD Students.
The Vasectomy Monologues
@fiberpunk71
I'm old and I tell jokes. Just like grandma used to tell … well, maybe not the exact same ones.
TheTHEBlog.com
@thethe_blog
Teaching advice so good, your students will beg for mercy.
Emma Scott, PhD
@emmazkott
CEO ManuscriptLab.com✍️| Thesis-Edit.com 🌐| Business Lady 👩💼| 🚀 Startups in Science 🥼| Scientist👩🔬| Retweets ≠ Endorsement|
Dr Marissa Edwards
@drmarissakate
Co-founder @AcademicVoices 🧠 Co-Editor, Research Handbook of #AcademicMentalHealth. Senior Lecturer @UQ_Business. I 💗 dogs and coffee. Views = my own.
Distracted academic
@adhd_professor
prof with #adhd #dyslexia #phdproblems #neurodiversity #diversityinSTEM
Professor Annie Oakley is Not Going Back 💙 🇺🇸
@profannieoakley
Visual artist, retired college prof. Instagram: @theskyISpy #Xdissenter
Persistent Professor
@persistentprof
Teaching (I hope), Venting a little, Grading a lot. I take my job seriously, and I take my students seriously, but I don’t take Twitter seriously.
Kristi
@drbugs19
I am an assistant professor of Biology at Valparaiso University who loves my family, hockey, maggots, and chocolate.
Academic Mom, PhD
@momademia
Why choose between mom guilt and writing guilt when you can have both? Encouraging and connecting parents in academia. (she/her)
Dr. Stromwell
@profstromwell
Feeling the need to be anonymous to bitch about those pricks in academia, equal opportunity offender. I should be grading, writing, or teaching.
Zack J Damon, PhD, MBA.
@zdamonator55
Aim to positively impact follower/leader development in sport. Fan: Cardinals, Sabres. Part Owner: @packers | GA Southern TAMU alumni. From Buffalo NY. He/his
Sassy Policy Wonk
@sassypantsprof
Under-appreciated academic turned policy researcher with a passion for smart, research based policies and a low threshold for stupid leadership.