Are the cones a metaphor? Well yes and no

When you're sitting in a gazebo at midnight catching pokemon with Sloane Rauschenbach and other people you don't know show up 😱😵😨

My life is so hard. I'm really want to get dinner but I'm still full from lunch.

When your late to work so you just say fuck it and go through a drive through

You have some shit in your hair #Romance

I still have never forgiven my family for immediately giving up on Spirited Away. How dare you not finish watching it.

There is no such thing as "Clean Coal", hearing people say it's going to be environmentally friendly is driving me crazy.

Someone came up to me and told me I look very Bohemian today. Not sure how I feel about that

Look away from Sloane Rauschenbach for literally one second and the next thing I know she's applying Chapstick to our dog.

I was asked for what would not be the first time to please stop screaming if I'm not the one driving.

When you submit the last test for the semester with just a little over an hour to spare

Soooo cold

The resemblance is uncanny p_rausch

When you are recognized at mikes car wash and immediately curb your car

Super proud of both of my siblings winning Prom King and Queen! Congrats guys!!!

Thought I punctured my eardrum with a cue tip and at the same time lost my sight. Then realized I wasn't wearing my glasses.

I legitimately forgot how old I was for a moment. That can't be a good thing.

I just realized there is no such thing as a blue raspberry

When the internet goes out so Alexa can't turn off your bedroom light. So you just stare at it willing for it to turn off. #FirstWorldProbs