Stop wearing overalls

There is no sound that makes me want to kms quite like a leaf blower

There is only ONE thing in life I’m absolutely certain about and it’s that your newborn baby doesn’t want that huge ass bow on their head

It’s crazy that I’m the only person on the planet who knows how to drive in the rain

There has to be an easier way to shred cheese

My bf

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

Every single guy on love island usa is a legitimate trash bag

I want to be put in a boxing ring with whoever curates my discover weekly playlist on spotify

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

what i want for lunch doesn’t exist yet

Before I had a kid I would say I’d never give them an iPad in the car. Now I would put one on every surface of the car like a sports bar

Why does there have to be bugs in grass comeon

Nothing prepared me for how insufferable Rory becomes when she leaves Yale

Just had to block a girl on instagram for naming her kids Crash and Smoke. Literal mental illness

Handling it

This is the worst season of love island I’ve ever seen in my entire life

The first thing imma do after Love Island is over, is crack open a fucking book omg !

Why doesn’t ikea make cute sheets