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Your refs for tonight’s game in Toronto are Douglas MacKenzie, “Doogie” MacDonald, and Gordon MacDouglas

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Pulled up the carpet and now I have to pull out hundreds of staples from the floor with a needlenose plier and scrape off all of the glue gunk before sanding down and refinishing the floors I love being a #homeowner . His ass is NOT helping

Duluth Trading Co. is 25% off everything right now if any of you need new clothes I've been wearing my husband's pair of firehose cargo pants constantly they're my favourite pants in the world great for doing things outside and working around the house

A guy complimented my Leafs jersey earlier today and told me they're his favourite team and I said something about them beating the Bruins yesterday and he said he didn't know that they were playing. It's the playoffs

The album art and story behind the production of this always struck me as kind of paternalistic and gross. But it does go crazy open.spotify.com/track/3klYyhZS…

Doing an accent wall in the living room

Wife when you kill the mouse: You killed the mouse? 🥺

Wife when you don't kill the mouse: You didn't kill the mouse???

I was petting a heeler puppy that jumped up so high and licked my face and the owner said 'Pogo' disapprovingly. Nominative determinism

Sunny out tummy out

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Happy Earth Day 🌎

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Happy birthday Earth I love you