“Where ru from?” “NY” “Where in NY?” “Long Island” “Where on Long Island?” “Smithtown, near Huntington...” “Huh?” “The Hampton’s. I live next to the Kardashians and Tom Cruise. I’m going to eat a bagel, bye.” x.com/spencertrupian…

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

Happy 25th Birthday Joe! #islanders #ubsarena #nyislanders New York Islanders UBS

Just took a massive shit all over the floor. #poopalert

For my mom to dramatically grab when I'm going 26 in a 25 x.com/shinemygold/st…

Me: *debating if I should go out* Cons: 27 Pros: 0 Me: ok im going out

On the phone with Dora the explorer,She boutta go find my blanket

why...... in the...... FUCK........ does it take me........ HOURS......... to complete an assignment........ that can easily be done in minutes............. WHY..... is my attention span..... so..... ASS??????

"Yeah, I'll just venmo you" - Liars

Thinkin back on this week/weekend and how beyond incredible it's been! Such an honor to perform for these legends!

controlling my facial expressions x.com/mytweetstrasha…