this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today. I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this

Do you realize how hilarious he is for hiding a white grandpa in the cut until he really needed him? This nigga is generational. This is funnier than any skit he’s made. Lmao

OH. MY. GOD. There it is… from his mouth 🚨 Netanyahu Funded Hamas $35M a Month via Qatar, using U.S. Tax Dollars, and tells Investigators: “This is confidential and can’t be leaked, okay? We have neighbors here, sworn enemies. I’m constantly passing them messages. I confuse

“The Pentagon is lying to us. Iran hit the Gerald Ford and took it out of commission. They told us there was a fire in the laundry room.” - Nick Fuentes

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location

How it feels to fall for a joke on April Fools Day

Only two states in History declared death penalty for one particular race — 1) Nazi Germany against Jews 2) Israel against Palestinians “YOU BECOME WHAT YOU HATE”

Niggas said “I’m voting for lower gas prices & no new wars” and the gas pump is staring me in the face saying $3.99 for unleaded & they boutta send troops to Iran in like 8 hours all you can do is laugh

🚨 do you understand what New York City just accidentally admitted.. NYC spent $81,705 per homeless person last year.. the median American household earned $81,228.. the government spent MORE to keep someone homeless than most families earned to keep themselves housed.. that

New York

canceling the whole festival & banning a person to enter a country? they are doing a really great job at proving his point.

Trump: “I’m gonna blow up Iran Tuesday at 8pm” Investors and Iranian officials:

Trump: do as I say, or I will bomb you back to the stone ages Iran: best I can do is this 10 point plan where you give us everything we want Trump: deal! FoxNews: Trump is a master negotiator

and mr. mamdani what are you going to do to prepare for the mammoth level of horniness new york city is expected to reach next week

7 rounds baby

I should post more #nyc

Yankees

Wtf is LeBron on