pickles are great til you’re in one

*drops below 80°* Midwesterners:

it's me & my back pain against the world

Stop hating Monday. Be a professional and hate the whole week.

cooking for myself: awful, a chore, humiliating cooking for someone else: pure fulfillment, joy, finally life has meaning

EVERYTHING KEEPS COSTING MONEY

autistic all by yourself handsome?

when my mom start making me spend my own money and i realize how expensive i am:

october MOOD

Me waiting for my boyfriend to kiss me after just kissing me

POV: I see a slight charge in my boyfriend’s energy towards me

waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again

She’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated. She is me.

made a small mistake at work

if U want to date me U must answer your daily riddles three: 1. are U mad at me 2. do U still like me 3. am i bothering U

Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon