Credit is literally wild bc how’s my score being brought down bc of my “credit age” being low… I’m sorry I wasn’t allowed to have a credit card????

me and who

after attending a wedding this weekend i can confirm i would have to be on multiple drugs to stand in front of my family and confess to loving someone

i love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon

Anytime I see my cat sleeping I wake that little bitch up because he wakes me up at ungodly hours and doesn’t pay bills

My limp body being Ubered from the bar to my house

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they cant understand.

Instead of "No Nut November" y’all mfs need "No Nic November"😭

Fuck the astros

Me on sunday: “never again” Me on friday: *agains*

If I see an Instagram handle on the back of a truck you best believe I’m looking them up to see how ugly they are

Slay but like festively so sleigh

this is my contribution

There is nothing quite as hilarious as texting the same joke at the same time lmfao

Me posting while I haven't replied to my friend texts

This is sending me 😭

Mac Miller’s intimate Tiny Desk performance dropped 5 years ago today. 🕊 NPR Music

me and my man when we finally go on a lil Baecation 😍😭😂