That’s not your Spidey senses tingling, that’s your eczema.

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” & maintain eye contact

Better days are coming… Stay Focused.

Being a gentleman never goes out of style.

Remember: Sometimes growth requires new company, new locations, and new mindsets.

You're who you think you are

Life is short so stop worrying about dumb shit and do whatever the fuck makes you happy.

one of the most healthy ways to alleviate stress is through orgasms. so when i tell you to go fuck yourself it's because i care

Gonna try to use the phrase 'balls deep' in every conversation today

Life humbles you as you age you realize how much time you wasted on nonsense

No no babe, that was just a taste of my weirdness. You couldn't handle me at full power.

Lucky charms—my favourite kind of soup

I bet trees close their eyes and pretend they are flying on windy days.

Not now bitch, I'm cleansing my aura.

You become what you believe.

Either my brain is too fast for my fingers, or my fingers are too quick for my brain. They never travel at the same speed.

Each morning, I wake as though stepping into a play already in motion costumed, speaking lines I do not recall learning The audience applauds And I, I forget if I am meant to bow, or run

Bitch, can you even soar?

I always meow back