You also realise he was so real for saying this

You're trying to tell me something important but I'm on a spinning chair

😭😭

“you are a woman scorned without a prenup. That is a recipe for good living”

Queen Latifah at the VF Oscar Party.

i like a nigga who like to lay low

a damn mess

Might not share my 30’s either #greedy

So he can isolate me from my family and start beating my ass? Fuck no

you should be allowed to leave work early if your heart just isn't in it today

Me as soon as that alarm goes off Monday morning:

me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

TUESDAY 🗣️

Lmaooo

sorry i can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

people will see your name spelled out in front of them and still proceed to spell it wrong

EIGHTY FIVE????????

somebody posted a tiktok from our night of the Cowboy Carter tour and omg it just reminded me how COLD it was that day 😭

I got my nails done today and ima just rate the set 7.5 out of 10 ….

At a point in life where I understand why people take a week off work just to stay home.