I deserve forehead kisses and to be told how pretty I am by someone I respect.

I have my first therapy session in over a year in about 40 minutes. Excited and nervous tbh

🌷

Wait, where is this? I need to go 🥺

I know my pr*fessor is probably sick of me but im so lost, man. If anyone understands ch*mistry and has the patience of a saint, please help me 😭

Overrated. Fuck them up for playing with you.

If I get rich, I won’t tell anybody. But there will be signs…

I bought the cutest knee high boots but my calves are too fucking big 😭😭😭

THE BEST

This shit will be the death of me 😭

Baby, I don't know. And I feel like Life is yelling 'IF JOHNNY HAD FIVE APPLES' at me every day but I'm trying my best to figure it out 😭

I look good, I feel good

double entendre don’t even ask her how

This. Yes, I have titties. Big ones. There’s nothing else you wanna talk about? Ugh.

It’s April 22nd which means it’s officially Earth Day so if you want to tell me I’m your whole world or something, now is your chance

*Ahem*

19 felonies no convictions knock it off. Prison and jail aren’t the same. No no. No no no. Only one of us has on $12 worth of jewelry.

“I don’t get the hype about Target”

“Y’all go to Target for no reason when you can get xyz at Walmart”

You know what you’ll get at Walmart but not at Target? This.

LMAO see, I should’ve been like this or worse 🫶🏽

The only reason I don’t like the “what do you do for fun” question is because I never know how to answer it. I don’t get much time for fun. Between work, school, and kids, I don’t really have time for anything fun unless I go out of my way to make time, which is rare.