Kids dont even call you a “doodoo head" no more they just straight up call you a b!tch

The first 50° weekend in March is gonna hit like crack

Dad is typing.... Dad is typing.... One eternity later:

Every day when I get home, the first thing I like to do is change into something that makes me look like I never plan on leaving my house again

I can either do a Saturday or a Sunday fun day but baby I cannot do both.

I love when I come home I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Nothing beats laying in my mfkn bed

It’s all about Jesus.

2026 in 4 months? bro i havent processed anything since 2020 can u please wait

hearing “don't start" gives me a thrill, makes me really want to start

Dear God, protect Charlie in his darkest hour.

I don't any words right now & I probably won't for a long time. Lord be with his family, TPUSA staff, all who knew him, and all who admired him. No one loved this nation, God, or the truth more than Charlie.

No, we don’t need to “have a conversation”. You killed the guy willing to do that.

ANOTHER COMMERICAL BREAK?! FUCK YALLLLLLLLL #dwts

alix is my winner #DWTS

There is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version.

that urge to nap between 3pm - 5pm is no joke