a beautiful woman should never have to use microsoft excel

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choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because i have a lot going on right now already

Lilies

close enough! welcome back Oblivion

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

more Oblivion posting

y'all so lucky i don’t have a dragon

nothing about me would change if i got a lobotomy

God I’m so bored why can’t everyone just confess their secrets to me

Addicted to sending emails in between sets at the gym. I feel like Kim kardashian. I have an empire to run and my body tea

Opening instagram like damn everyone got their master’s degree this year

people in their 20s be like "this is my emotional support master’s degree"

Sometimes you gotta look in the mirror and say “I’m a grown ass woman” and that’s the end of whatever you were contemplating lol.